Many of my fellow Republicans are going to be backing different candidates in the 2012 presidential election. Some say we should go with Gingrich, Romney, or Palin, among others in order to take back control of the country. I however, think that there is only one person who can restore this great Nation to its former glory:
Let’s take a look at his positions on some tough issues, shall we?
1) Illegal immigration- eat them
2) Economy- eat ½ of the population; then there’s fewer hands in the pot
3) Social Security- See numbers one and two
4) War on terrorism- turn everyone in America into zombies. Problem solved. you can’t terrorize the undead, Osama!
I’d like to see B.O. compete with that!
Is that a zombie monkey on his shoulder?
ReplyDeleteThat's his "chimp of staff"....ughh....
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