Well let me breakdown what is and isn't. First my caveman forehead isn't really accurate because I would need more thick wrinkles. The shaving fail is true because I opted out of shaving that morning. My glasses are average and I wouldn't same lame. The dorky 80's haircut is probably true. The "funny" uncle smile......hmmm I am an uncle and you'll have to define funny. But it could be true. You still got OWNED!
With all of these descriptions you failed to mention that he is nothing more than a disembodied head!