Thursday, August 12, 2010

Grammatical Faux Pas of the Week:

At what point as a country did we lose our mastery of the English language? On a daily basis I encounter people who legitimately do not know the proper use of “your” vs. “you’re”. What gives?

A particularly awful example stopped me dead in my tracks just a few minutes ago. Someone had posted their distain for University of Alabama coach Nick Saban in the comments section of a website I visit. Idiocy ensued:


If you didn’t catch it, the following steps may help:
1) take out a magnifying glass
2) turn it so the handle is facing you
3) stick it in your eye as hard as you can


(the throbbing pain means it’s working!)

3 comments:

  1. imma not sure you's no wat your speaking aboot..............so can it!

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  2. I was reading a thread on a news article a few years ago where there were messages of prayer and healing to a family who lost a child. One post read, "lord here are prays." Yeah. Yeah.

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  3. I work making reservations for a resort and I saw this in a notation on a reservation once: "They didn't like the room they stood in last time." Ok, more than once... *sigh*

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