A Headline That Should Have Been, but Never Was

My beloved Giants whipped the crappy Jets in the first game to be played in the New Meadowlands on Monday. The rivalry between the Jets and the Giants goes way back, and both teams have very little love for the other. As a result, when they play each other every year in the preseason, things usually get a little rough. This year Eli Manning took a bad couple of shots that ended with his helmet getting knocked off; and his face covered in blood from a three-inch gash on his head. My firends and I tried to come up with a funny caption to the picture of poor Eli bleeding like a stuck pig in order to lighten the mood; and here's what we came up with, enjoy!

"Manning Forgets That Football Games Have Quarters, Not Periods."